[Hexed to Prefects]
Whoever is on duty tonight, please be aware that several alumni have gotten the urge to enjoy a small gathering in an empty classroom on the fourth floor. I've placed several charms to ensure their noise doesn't disrupt the rest of the school, but they are quite vocal about being locked up in the castle and are not reacting well to students telling them what to do trying to keep the peace.
[Hexed to Stephen, Anthony, Terry, Morag and Su]
There is nothing more revolting that a drunk man.